Songs to Break Up To by Wild Rivers Review


You know how people say that rain is God crying (or pissing)? And you know how they also say that thunder is God playing bowling? What if forest fires are God’s chlamydia? Things get really red and a bit itchy in a way, you know? Like if the Earth had a nervous system, fires would cause itching. It’s the nervous system that causes itching right? I don’t know. I’m not a biologist or a doctor or anything. I’m really not even that good at anything, honestly. Except writing reviews. Even then, it is more of a fun thing than a serious thing.

5/10 – Mediocre

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